I spend so much time stressing about life that I stopped living mine.
Time to free myself..starting now.
Lesbian: hey i just met you
Lesbian: and this is crazy
Lesbian: but i think we should cohabitate, my u-haul is parked out back, how do you feel about cats i really love tabby's i have two we're a little family looking for our missing piece we should get a dog let's re-do the kitchen all zen-like whaddya say....baby?
Other lesbian: *gets in u-haul and they drive off into the sunset together to live in perfect harmony for two weeks*
I don't know why people keep jokig about a U-Haul.. You know one of those bitches has an suv or truck. And if not them, one of their other lesbo friends have one to borrow..
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HAHAHAHA FUCKING TRUE.
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Downloaded some old Scissor Sisters albums today. Oh lorddddy. I can’t help but be in a good mood with them playing. Brings me back to highschool…We partied to their dvd countless times on repeat. Good times.
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Stacked Potato Slices with Melted Cheese, Scallions, and Bacon
My Own Private Rodeo
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calrownzic asked:
Your blog is starting to become kitten central. Meow.I know lol the only things I seem to like enough to reblog are cat posts…..
